Another show by Jefe. She's Hot and I dont care. The NBA sucks. Other fun randomness.

Topics include Rihanna, Tax Day 2010, The real OCD, Jefe's newest jokes and many digressions.

Please don't mind the road noise. On a trip to San Fran to see Gomez perform live, Drewcifer and Jefe disccuss wine, hot coffee, The Census, Shipping container homes, and Market Street.

Let's just say we discuss the Olympics and TV shows.  There's a lot we don't understand.

Jefe and Rob discuss their survival potential, feelings about the 2010 Super Bowl, and future travel ideas.

Cougar Season welcomes Rob to the co-host chair. We talk about Sexified song titles, Boring sports nicknames, Michelle Lombardo and Unhappy meals.

From the guy who wrote a term paper on the hole in the ozone layer and who at 17 stole his own car and crossed international borders to see a Pink Floyd concert....
Cougar Season
Matt Millen Sucks.
Movies are silly.
IFC hates Christians.
Channel 4 loves Iran.

Movies, music, Obama, Kilpatrick texts, Einstein quotet, Mike Patton Montage. Background Music by Chloe Day

P.diddy's new name. Jim Carrey's big change.Blindsided by a Governor. a bit of "What is wrong."
Music by Lite Brite, Aaron Cuadra, and the Papersons.

Drop the Devil.
Japanese Porn Addict demoted.
Rest in Peace Albert Hoffman.
Wayward Inflated Swine.

On This Episode.....
New Bikes
City Golf
Mystery Lights in Phoenix
Sino-Sacto Grubbin
Rice Krispy Action Network
Awesome, texas

On this episode....
Punishing virus writers
Jefe's clock is ticking
Stabbed Russian
Free Weed Boulder
Musical condoms
Latinos vs. Muslims

Our songwriter Dean of Be Brave Bold Robot comes in to share thoughts about the world and himself. We are excited to throw him into the CougarSeason fray. He also has two cats. His musical website is www.bebraveboldrobot.com

We have a sponsor!
Crystal strikes out.
High on Mary Ann.
Governor "John"
Do you remember where you were when........?
The world is flat, if you're a moron.
Prison is an experience you can miss, unless you need time to finish that novel.

El Jefe forgot Chief had rescheduled the usual session.
Jefe having just awoken hands the keys to the bus to Chief.
Unfortunately he was a little prepared.
Cricket befuddles our ugly American minds.
Spilling a 40oz for Jeff Healey.
43 will be sure to alter his future travel plans.
Detroit Lions Fans Rejoice!! No Barry isn't coming back, Favre is done!

This show:
Jefe does some impressions from his favorite dating shows.
Chief Drunken New Teeth brings some current events to discuss.

We fire off some quick opinions about a number of topics.
Fidel Castro Retires, American Idol, NBA All-Star game, Baseball and Steroids, Fame, Flo-Rida, Cute pair of bicycles, Our Credit Scores, Lunar Eclipse, Vallejo CA is broke

Just a bit of current event discussion this week.
No way! There's a protest in Berkeley.
Shocker! A rapper stokes the controversy fire at the Grammys.
Our friend Adam stops in for a laugh.
We give you a brief introduction to Modern Drunkard magazine

This new episode features 2 new CougarSeason exclusive songs by BeBraveBoldRobot.
Also, Jefe just got a copy of RockBand.
We do a bit of catching up since CDNT has been busy.

Bothering Jefe in the Shower, Tweakers and Daytime TV, Returning to the scene of the crime OR How to act like a suspect, Change the shubject, Xmas parties

Touched on Subjects include:
Metal Sampling, I'm from Heaven, Be unique- Move, A different sort of date rape, Music Tee shirts should rock

Today's episode highlights the benefits of not shooting first. CDNT has become a YouTube addict. Jefe gets a bit touchy. Be careful at your hotel. It is not as clean as you think. CDNT is just saying. He says that a lot.

Jefe, CDNT and their friend Sarah enjoy some afternoon conversation on the patio of the Limelight. A bar, cafe, and card room located on Alhambra Street in midtown Sacramento.
We talk about naming drinks and trusting your bartender. MY culture. No time for dominance Dr. Jones. Canine reminiscing. CDNT and the heart of a Champion.

Jefe and Cdnt catch up after CDNT's vacation.
WE do are usual bit about random current events, well, current to us. Like Jefe just saw KPAX, yeah 4 years or so after it came out. CDNT finally made it to Hawaii. After everybody else in California. Also alittle about the Sacto music scene.

We do not know when to say when.
Have you finished Don Quixote?
Striking back against moochers.
The bright side of a post apocalyptic society.
CDNT loves Phil Donahue.

Sac Midtown fire hangout scene
Joel has a fiscal boon for the Regional Transit Authority
Ocean’s 11 remake
Sports Talk
Jefe’s Dream Sports channel
A little Italian Radio
MadRoosterStudios.com mission statement: Using the planet one resource at a time.

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Jefe pays his parking ticket
Almost cut my hair
A joke I missed from Caddyshack
College football rankings are bullshit

The boys just started talking for real this time. No "prod. meeting" prior on the phone or otherwise.

Yet another charmingly disarming phone message from the master -
Dean Hokkenson the ghost in the machine that is Be Brave Bold Robot.

A message to Chief's voice mail from Jefe stranded in a Richmond, Ca. train
station.

No way! Jefe complains?!?
Name that tune that drives him crazy.
A feel good phone message from Poppa Jefe.
Behind sight
Help Joel's being repressed.
We waste stuff.
Story Time jail style.
Music by Nashville Pussy feat. Master Shake - "Face Omelet"

Jefe's Dad doesn't enjoy Cougar Season, but WILL provide future material.
Chief throws a hissy and has a problem with Sacramento's Farmer Markets.
What is Sacramento's "Food"?
Cougar Season talks Football !?!?
Jefe complains?! No way!
Another feel good phone message from Dean of Be Brave Bold Robot.
Music by a dead genius whose name I can not possibly hope to spell.

Why do you care?
Do you watch DVD television shows?
Working on your next screenplay?
Read apologies about unintended adult videos?
Want to date a trust fund hottie?
Like questions?

From unfair trade beans we make a liberal latte with vegan rice milk foam.
Jefe went to see the "Man" BURN, again.
Joel calls a bum a gentleman.
Best of Bum of your town Campaign.
Yes, we appear incompetent or at the very least inconsistent, a lot of thanks can be attributed to the Chief's laundry fetish, but despite such anchors weighing the show done we come at you with 2 fresh out of the oven episodes.

Chief jack of all crap jobs. There's only one else isn't there, where? Jefe is still riding on the wagon. waging on success in gambler's anonymous

Jefe and Chief drunken New Teeth talk telemarketing; Jefe suspects
"friends" who request he say "Hi" to his sister; Jefe files his extensive
porn selection; cats eat bugs; the importance of Gloria Estefan; Jefe
is looking for a career; a soliders' story "Finding Saddam"; and
an endearing voice mail from Dean of Be Brave Bold Robot!

All bump music stolen from the genius of Mike Patton.

I have fantastically slacked off in getting this posted. Damn life has a funny way of running interference of doing things. This episode is really a degenerative attempt at semi-professional rambling by two irritable fucks who already being very mildly inebriated proceed to getting slightly tossed in an audible manner during the course of the "show". Bump music stolen from Junior Brown; the John Butler Trio; Leo Kottke; Gomez; the Del McCoury Band; the Dirty Dozen Brass Band; Cherubs; the Jesus Lizard; the Local Group.

Perhaps the goal of 2 shows a week might have been a bit much, none the less here is some fresh lovin' from the oven. Another tasty 30 minutes of talk and comedy, seasoned with clips of audio delight from the bands CHERUBS and THE BIRD AND THE BEE. Also a sliver of the tremendous groove genius of JACO PASTORIOUS. Territories travelled in this foray into Cougar Season: Talking in code; Throat clams and nasal torpedoes; Squirrel Girl & Approaching Homely. Cougar Season the comedy/talk podcast check that isn't afraid to bounce.

This is our first full real show, of what hopefully will be many. I think we will be generally aiming for 30-45 minute shows, twice a week. We NEED your "cougar" stories. Hell at this point I'd take a weak story of a C.I.T. (cougar in training) pronouced kit, like a small fox. Ha. Right, hope you enjoy this first orchestrated effort of ours.

Just a quick intro about what to expect from this podcast